The Break Up

i found this on the net,to fuckin hilarious LMFAO

Dear wife:

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!


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Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.

I hope that’s not a problem

Throw Back

Before everyone started to ride T.I.'s shaft

So

i read this poem earlier today that made me smile give it a read.

To The Living

DO NOT GRIEVE
WHEN I HAVE PASSED
KEEP YOUR MEMORIES OF ME
AND HOLD THEM FAST
LIVE YOUR LIFE
LIKE I HAVE DONE
I HAVE GONE TO JOIN
OUR FATHERS SON
I WILL BE WITH YOU
TILL THE END OF TIME
I AM ALIVE INSIDE YOUR MIND
REMEMBER ME EACH PASSING DAY
IN YOUR MEMORIES I WILL STAY
DON'T STOP LIVING BECAUSE I HAVE PASSED
HOLD TIGHT TO LIFE AND MAKE IT LAST

by Martin Stenger

tekken 6 is comin

not til november but i'm still siced

What a weekend

went cookout hoping pt. 3. the only thing i'm kinda mad about with all the cookouts i went to,i didn't get a single slice of cake. lol it's all good though. i'm pretty pissed off @ the fact that i'm not goin to senior week. apparently a pair of shoes is way more important than hangin out with your boys for a whole week. and what makes it even worst is the fact that i found out last minute. but you know what it's all good. you what else is fucked up about this whole situation,this nigga still has yet to give me back money that he still owe after a whole fuckin year. i mean if i'm suppose to be your quote on quote "brova" i should got my bread a long time ago. no need to lie and be like when i get the money i got you,and yet i see a new pair of yeezy's on your fuckin feet. how foul is that??? niggas just don't make sense these days. Alot of people told me that this shit would happen but i was like nah i've known this nigga since i was 8 he wouldn't try to gaffle me. wrong again, even your own mans will fuck you over in this world. but hey that just life so i'll live. i know your probably reading this right now and all i'ma say is like i said in the text message just give me my money and call it a summer. i can't fuckin trust you anymore @ all. theres nothing you could possibly say to change the situation. On a lighter note i'm on the verge of finally getting me a car. i'm huntin for a jetta or an accord. i should have it by sometime this week so i'll get back @ ya'll on that. well it's still breakfast time so i'ma bout to finish the rest of my chocolate chip pancakes from ihop. Imani

New Final Destination

The Final Destination trailer in HD

looks hilarious like the rest of em. horror movies these days just make me laugh and give me a slight adrenaline rush. kinda gay that it comes out in late august i hope morgan has a 3d theater. lol

1st Of Month

well it's finally the first of the month. my bday in 2 days and graduation day is tomorrow. man it's to much goin on in my life right now. i can't even sit down to process or evaluate anything. i'm goin to senior week with some friends to help clear my mind. i really do need a vacation right now. i'm also on a job hunt right now but i'ma get on that when i feel better thats not really a vital issue right now.